Top 10 quotes of Joker (from batman series)

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I am a great fan of joker, though I don’t like bat man series very much I use to observe the quotes said by joker very keenly. I have added top ten quotes which impressed me a lot. It is not only that the words in the quotes make it strong but also his way of expressing and pronouncing it in a perfect time. Here are the dialogues of him.

Rank 10:   You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got them ? Come here. Hey, look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful; like you. Who tells me, I worry too much. Who tells me, I ought to smile more. Who gambles, and gets in deep with sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it! I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this!!!!!!!

Rank 9: I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you……..stranger.

Rank 8: Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the……. little emotions. In…….. you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards ?

Rank 7: This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them.

Rank 6: Let’s turn the clocks back. A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn’t dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your – did your balls drop off? Hmm?

Rank 5: How about a magic trick? I’m gonna make this pencil disappear. Ta-daa! It’s…… it’s gone.

Rank 4: Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was….a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says “Why so serious?” Comes at me with the knife,”Why so serious?” He sticks the blade in my mouth. “Lets put a smile on that face!” And……. Why so serious?

Rank 3: Batman: Let her go!
Joker: [holding Rachel out of a window and telling] Very poor choice of words. (This is one of my most favorite)

Rank 2: If you are good at something… never do it for free…..(I use to say this often to my friends)

And finally the best dialogue about his girl friend

Rank 1: So I had a wife, beautiful, like you; who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks….. Look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it. I just want to see her smile again, hmmm? I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So……. I stick a razor in my mouth and do this……to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling! A little fight in you…I like that.

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